Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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