HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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