Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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