I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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