mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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