We got so high we made milksteak
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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