you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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