What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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