sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
DRUNK COOKIES
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