So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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