Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
