I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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