office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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