Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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