I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
