WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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