So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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