That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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