the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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