Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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