States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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