That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He had one of those small greek statue penises
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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