We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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