Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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