It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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