I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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