question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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