Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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