Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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