She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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