no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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