from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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