OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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