I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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