return my video game
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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