I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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