he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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