i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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