Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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