so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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