How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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