It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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