He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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