6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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