i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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