maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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