So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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