tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
