Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
how does that bad decision feel?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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