i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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