My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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