I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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