absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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