Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
ttyl tear gas
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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